February 2011
43 posts
That awkward moment when you hear something that...
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When you're finally done with your project which...
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When you get a text,
You’re like
And then it’s not from the person you want it to be
Submitted by paradoxical-delusions
Anti-pick up lines:
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Girl: Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.
Boy: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
Girl: Okay. Go out.
Boy: I think I could make you very happy.
Girl: Why? Are you leaving?
Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
Girl: I have already seen it.
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore
When someone tries to spoil the ending of a movie...
Wooo!!! I'm almost at my 1000th post here on...
AMAZING!!! Microsoft MAGIC. TRY NYO!!! →
MAGIC #1 An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as ‘CON’. This is something prettycool… and unbelievable… At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn’t answer why this happened! TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE ’ CON ’ FOLDER
MAGIC #2 For those of you using Windows, do the following: 1.) Open an empty notepad file 2.) Type ‘Bush hid the...
Guess who painted these works of art....
The person who painted these pictures wanted to attend the Viennese academy of Fine Arts and become famous as an artist. If he had been accepted by the academy, world history would have been much different.
His name was Adolf Hitler.
Being single is a lot wiser than being in a WRONG...
“The greatest achievement in life is doing things people say you can never do.”
– (via themagiccarrot)
BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER! →
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore...
